True enough, here's a recent list of disturbing yet somehow artistically reflective of my inner writings:
This is straight up. Often however, people are looking for the OTHER Late July. Organic snacks and such.
How is the dating scene in Toronto
Let me answer this for you - total sh!t show. You can prepare for it by expecting to be cancelled on last minute for a better party/event/friend and always know that you're totally disposable, cause like, there's just too many people in your technological demographic to choose from.
Adam's Apple Dislocation
I didn't want to look this up. If this happens to you I am very sorry. I can't help but think some men worry about this everyday. Men, hide your apples.
Big Eyed Female
Yea. You've come to the right site.
Gross Chest Hair
Chest hair is cool. But I guess if you've got popcorn or if it's matted, or something. Look into that.
Hipster Girl In Cemetery
Holy sh!t. 2010, you found me.
I Always Go For Artistic Guys
Me. Too. Sort of. I don't know, maybe we're just really into body paint?
I Am Not A Guitar Player
Googling the things you are not in life, could be a very long and arduous process. Instead I recommend this.
I come from a long line of these. WHAT OF IT?
Before and After Men Chest Wax
Yea. Dude, lady, whatever, I can't help you.
GUYS IN PLAID
!@#$ plaid. Seriously. !@#$ that sh!t. (sorry mom)
Big Eye Party
We've established this. I invite all my friends with big eyes over and we guess at which one of us has a serious thyroid condition. Not me! CALLED IT.
I don't know what this is, but I want two of them.
I have those. They'll poke an eye out. but not mine. for obvious reasons.
Hair Stripes For Men
I dig this. I will assume that you are distinguished with an evil side and have a vault of money in your basement that you swim in regularly.
How To Date an Artistic Girl
Three words: Don't do it.
How To Make Ecstasy
I've heard this involves bathtubs and not bathing. Not sure if it's related.
I think it's very healthy to spend time alone
Sad girl in love with guitar
How did you know my high school nickname?
Highschool girls in cement
Way to end this on a super f-ing creepy note.
You Texted Me First I Expect A Response
Dude - watch this clip please: